Playing “Marco Polo”

Sunday, March 1st, 2009 | American Haircuts | 1 Comment

These are comments from a guy named Marco who came into our American Haircuts midtown store today:

“I had gone before to American Haircuts and was impressed by the quality. I decided I would make it my hair salon of choice. When I returned today I was welcomed and waited my turn. When the barber called my name “Marco”. Somebody shouted “Polo”. There was some laughter even among the staff.

This is completely unacceptable: I do not appreciate being insulted when I purchase a service. I visited hair salons in most countries in Europe, and some in Asia and Northern America. This was the first time I needed to leave before my haircut because I felt humiliated. Needless to say I will never come back again, no matter what you say and I will warn all my acquaintances.”

First, we’re not a salon.  Second, grow a pair and lighten up, dammit.  Had you stuck around, you might have left with one of the best haircuts you’ve ever had and maybe even had a few laughs, too.   Go back to those European Salons, get laid, and then come back and see us when you’re feeling a bit more manly.  You’ll be glad you did.