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The New Cure for Baldness!
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 | Hair Loss, Random Thoughts, Shaving | 1 Comment
So, I had a guy come into my barbershop with a comb-over. Not just any comb-over. This thing was a masterwork that started just above his right ear and swirled artfully around his entire bald head.After what seemed like hours of negotiation, I just could not convince him to cut it off. 
Does this guy think he’s fooling anyone? Does he look in the mirror each morning after creating his hair art and say to himself, “whew, now nobody knows I’m bald”? More importantly, does the guy think this hairstyle’s going to help him get laid!? The sad part of this story is that he’s not an old guy. Only about 35ish and, from the forehead down, a pretty good looking guy. I can’t understand why he thinks this looks good. He told me he’d tried everything. Pills, creams, shampoos, herbal remedies, voodoo…. but nothing worked. I know one thing he hasn’t - won’t - try… a good haircut. Take a look at Bruce Willis, Jason Stratham, Patrick Stewart, Sean Connery. All bald. And all men that most women would hop in the sack with in a moment’s notice. Guys if you’re losing it, do the world a favor and just own up to it. Please, for the love of God, please save us from having to try to carry on a conversation with you without making a concentrated effort to look you in the eye instead of staring at those few remaining hold-outs plastered to the top of your head! Run to your nearest barber now and cut it off!
Metro Men’s Grooming® Products Now Available
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 | Shaving | No Comments
We’re pleased to announce after enough research to give us all a drinking problem, our new product line is finally off the ground.
The new line consists of Pre Shave Oil, Ultimate Shaving Cream, and Post Shave Repair and combines the best in all natural ingredients with modern science to create products which are highly effective and suitable for all skin types, especially sensitive skin. Unlike most shaving products, the Metro Men’s Grooming® line is made in the Unitied States. That’s right, no imports from India or Canada - our stuff’s made right here in metro Atlanta.
We also offer a quality line of shaving brushes, stands and razors which are custom made in England. In 2008, we plan to launch a complete haircare line which will make you look so good, you’re sure to get laid.*
Metro Men’s Grooming® was created by Greg Martin, Scott Brown, and Dave Alexander, owner’s of the successful American Haircuts barbershop concept and the world’s largest men’s grooming website, http://haircutsformen.org. The product line will be sold in American Haircuts branded shops, via the company’s website at http://mmgrooming.com, and through partnering salons and barbershops.
If you would like more information about the Metro Men’s Grooming® product line, or to schedule an interview with a company representative, please contact Greg Martin at 404-625-7200 or e-mail Greg at pr@mmgrooming.com
* Actually, we really can’t make that guarantee. Getting laid largely depends on how effective your mojo is and how drunk you can get her first. Of course, a well groomed head of hair and a close shave will help.